Sunbeam have got such gems as the "Slush Magic" slushy machine, "Moooooon Shaker" (give or take a couple of os) milkshake maker, "Avalanche" ice shaver, the "Sprinkles" doughnut maker (oh, for crying out loud), the "Cornelius" popcorn maker (I also know a Cornelius that blows hot air, and I wouldn't pay 45 bucks for him, either), the feckin' chocolate fountain (for which there are no words), and my personal favourite, the "Pattie" cupcake maker. What the...? I am at a complete loss as to how I have managed to make cupcakes on so many occasions before this without this wonder of modern technology. Buy a fucking patty tin, fer chrissakes, and donate the difference (which should be substantial, as "Pattie" is $90) to some starving kids in Africa. Geez.
Kambrook don't seem to have taken the crazy stick and run so far with it, but they do have a "Snacks and Fun" category, which includes another doughnut maker, a cookie press (why does this need to be an appliance?), and a Rotating Stone Pizza Oven. There was also a picture of a hot dog centre, but it doesn't seem to be available - I am desperately disappointed by this.
Breville is not quite as ridiculous either, but still have pancake and omelette makers (surely, surely, a frying pan would do an admirable job here!)
I know that all of these brands also produce many useful, labour saving devices. I am eternally grateful for my food processor and stand mixer, toaster and kettle. I would have thought, though, that consumers living in the rich, industialised nations of the West would have leaned their lesson after the bread maker debacle. Alas, it seems that we are devoted to spending $90 on a dozen cupcakes (and remember, you still have to make the batter!) or $45 for 5 slushies.
Well honestly, do you really think any of these will get used more than twice?
No, me neither.
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To be fair on Cornelius (the appliance not the other one) I saw one in action the other day and it does a rather good popcorn fast without sounding like a jet engine. (The owner bought it on special with a hefty staff discount and claims it's for roasting coffee beans.) The airpopper in general does a more reliable job on the popcorn than the saucepan. It's one I keep in my arsenal (oo err). But I certainly wouldn't spend $45 on one.
All the other odd applicances are complete gimmicks and are designed to collect dust in the back of the cupboard. I'm sure they design in extra grooves to collect extra dust in.
I love you and your bloggy critiques!
Yes, they are all crap. I have to admit, in the past I have considered a couple of them, but only briefly. I might still one day think about a popcorn thingy, but mainly to reduce the amount of salt and fat in the popcorn, should I ever decide to consume it on a more regular basis. But my Mum does still regularly use her bread machine, especially now that she has to omit salt from all her food so bakes her own salt free bread.
Sorry rambling, in summary, you are right and mighty!
Your Ice Shaver machine is awesome!! I hope one day I'll be able to decorate like this!
Ice Shaver Machine
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