Because Snuggies are, like, sooo five minutes ago...

Think Snuggies are stupid? Yeah, me too.

But these... these would be so totally... well, stupid too.

Meet the Lazypatch Duvet Suit. Yup, that's a doona that you wear like a pair of jammies. Apparently, they are the perfect Mother's Day gift, according to the ad that played late at night on Go, which goes to show what their advertising budget is. They will cost you, however, around $150, which makes them about 10 times the cost of your regular KMart flannelette pjs. And you get to look like a huge twonk in the process! Hooray!

Mmm, duvet suit - for when you just don't feel Michelin Man enough in your regular jimmy-jams.